Jeremy Hughes' 100qty 9mm Major 124gn DS9 "Custom"

Ordering Note

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Introduction

Class: Nerd Paladin of the Beard
Subclass: Cybersecurity Cleric / Dungeon Master Multiclass
Alignment: Chaotic OCD
Race: Human (arguably)
Armor: Beard of +3 Constitution, Salomon Speedcross of False Confidence

Stats:

• Strength: Beard (+2 modifier, advantage against social situations where beards are respected)

• Dexterity: −10 penalty when crossing fault lines

• Constitution: +10, beard doubles as ballistic shield

• Intelligence: 20 (maxed out, but all points invested in powder burn rates, rulebooks, and Wi-Fi passwords)

• Wisdom: 5, because no wise man would talk about chrono deviations during dinner

• Charisma: Critical fail, rolls a natural 1 every time he tries to “just chill”

• Luck: Only procs when dice are involved, never during stage runs

Equipment:

• Beard of Internet Moderator (absorbs half of RO commands)

• Salomon Speedcross Shoes of Gravel Slippage (look cool, provide no actual buffs)

• Dice Bag of Stage Planning (+1d20 per reload, but usually rolls low)

• USB Stick of Malware (optional, usually presented mid-match to explain recoil vectors)

Special Abilities:

• Recoil Management Lecture: Inflicts psychic damage on squadmates within 30 feet.

• Firewall Reload: Spends three bonus actions clearing a jam, then cites it as “edge case testing.”

• Roll for Initiative: Must be whispered before every buzzer. If he forgets, auto-fumble.

• Beard of Obfuscation: Once per match, deflects criticism by absorbing it into the whiskers.

• Cyber Smite: On a critical hit, delivers a payload of 9mm Major that deletes steel like corrupted files.

Jeremy’s 9mm Major doesn’t just pass chrono, it crits it. Each round is loaded with the obsessive precision of a man who treats USPSA like patch management and considers primers a cybersecurity vulnerability. It hits harder than a Dungeon Master punishing you for metagaming, and it cycles cleaner than his server logs after an all-night debug session. Chrono techs weep, steel targets despair, and every ejected piece of brass rolls initiative before leaving the chamber.

Overview

Crafted exclusively for competitive shooting, Rocket City Ammunition’s 9mm Major is designed to meet Major power factor requirements with precision and consistency. Developed specifically for USPSA Open Division and similar high-level competitions, this round delivers the performance needed for fast-paced stages, providing smooth recoil management and rapid follow-up shots. With top-tier components and meticulous quality control, our 9mm Major is built to help serious competitors achieve their best in every match.

Features

• High Power Factor: Built to meet the power factor requirements of competitive divisions like USPSA Open, providing increased recoil control and enhanced performance.
• Fast Target Transition: Our 9mm Major load is optimized for rapid cycling and quick target acquisition, allowing you to stay on pace with fast-moving stages.
• Premium Build: Constructed with top-tier powders, primers, and casings to handle the high pressures of 9mm Major, delivering consistent reliability with each shot.
• Competition-Ready: Ideal for experienced competitive shooters using purpose-built firearms, ensuring peak performance in high-stakes environments.

Specifications

• Caliber: 9mm Major
• Bullet weight: 124 grain
• Average velocity: Custom
• Average power factor: Custom

Disclaimer
WARNING: This 9mm Major ammunition is designed specifically for firearms built and reinforced to handle 9mm Major pressures. Use of this ammunition in any firearm not designed explicitly for 9mm Major may result in severe damage to the firearm, serious injury, or death. By purchasing this product, you confirm that it will be used only in firearms rated for 9mm Major loads. Always follow safe handling and storage practices.

Ideal For

• USPSA Open Competitors: Perfect for Open Division shooters who require high power factor loads for reduced recoil and fast target transitions.
• High-Level Competitors: Designed for experienced shooters who use competition-ready firearms to gain an edge in speed and accuracy.

Why Choose Rocket City’s 9mm Major?
With Rocket City’s 9mm Major, you’re getting a round engineered for performance and reliability at the highest level of competition. Crafted with precision and an unwavering focus on quality, our 9mm Major load gives serious competitors the confidence to excel on every stage.